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Schwarber is God
« on: April 06, 2017, 06:07:49 PM »
love or hate the Cubs, this flipping Schwarber dude can hit like very few before him. I mean, he's a freak.
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Re: Schwarber is God
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2017, 10:40:57 PM »
this guy is incredible! i'm still going to refer to him as baby ruth, or fat matt damon though... :ROTFL1:
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Re: Schwarber is God
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2017, 10:43:32 PM »
Remember.....it's stooopid to lead him off!!😜
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Re: Schwarber is God
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2017, 10:43:59 PM »
this guy is incredible! i'm still going to refer to him as baby ruth, or fat matt damon though... :ROTFL1:

yeah the guys on twitter call him Baby Ruth too haha

He just looks like Joe the guy you play cards and drink beer with on saturday night lol
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Re: Schwarber is God
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2017, 10:44:32 PM »
Remember.....it's stooopid to lead him off!!😜

only lead off once!
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Re: Schwarber is God
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2017, 10:44:50 PM »
And he's still one legged!
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Re: Schwarber is God
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2017, 01:50:56 PM »
Don't understand why the cubs still have Schwarber batting leadoff.  He's hitting under .200 after 30+ games.  It would help him (and Rizzo) if they moved him behind Rizzo.  The cubs could hit Jay or Almora at leadoff. 

And while he made a nice catch last night, he is statistically the worst LF in the NL.  Not a good start to the year for the guy. 

And I'm a Sox fan, so I don't really give a shit.  But as a baseball fan, I think Maddon is trying to be too cute.  After this experiment and his managing in the WS, I think he is the most overrated manager in sports.

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Re: Schwarber is God
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2017, 02:05:39 PM »
Moving Schwarbs to the 3 hole in Rizzo's day off. So when he goes 2 for 4 with a double we can argue based on 1 game's worth of stats where he should be in the lineup!  ;)

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Re: Schwarber is God
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2017, 11:34:10 PM »
i need a new thread saying he sucks ass!
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